Picky Pet Pundit Gifts

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Another slander suit!"

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

The Karate Kitten.

"He ran out of pee."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'They're for a friend.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

Snowman picking up snow dog poo

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

'I can tell you were watching a cooking show. There's drool on the screen.'

'They fight like you know what.'

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

Solving the dropping cake problem.

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'