Pet Care Pundit Gifts

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's mouseborn."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

"Fill it up!"

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"I have a terrible problem with a licking myself where I shouldn't?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'I wouldn't bother you on a Sunday if it weren't urgent...'

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

'This company started from scratch.'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”