Picky Pet Pundit Pillows

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Another slander suit!"

The Karate Kitten.

"He ran out of pee."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Serves you right for licking it!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'They're for a friend.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"She has to find just the right spot."

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'I can tell you were watching a cooking show. There's drool on the screen.'

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

'They fight like you know what.'

Solving the dropping cake problem.

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'