Pickup Paladin Pillows

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Soldier armed with a pen.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Do you come here often?'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'You had me at hell.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'