Pickup Paladin Prints

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

'You had me at hell.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'