Pixel Paladin Pillows

Rage.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Moving buildings using a computer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Boy and PC

'Third Life'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Video game

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'