Poultry Paladin Pillows

"Wait a second. You don't look like the veterinarian."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Rooster Comedian.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Batman's Baby

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Dayum. She bootylicious."