Poultry Paladin Gifts

"Wait a second. You don't look like the veterinarian."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Rooster Comedian.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Tasty bird.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."