Policy Paladin Gifts

"Whether we are insured for small print in our contracts?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Pre-Old Blues

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

survival of the fittest

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Dictator, Interrupted

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Giving Up a Little Privacy

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal