Policy Pal Gifts

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Jerry Brown.

survival of the fittest

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The spend is high

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The Eurozone Explained

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'