Photo-happy Eater Gifts

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert!"

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

Food Photography

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"This gnocchi with sage butter looks nothing like my friend's Instagram photo."

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

"If I photograph the food for my Instagram page do I still have to eat it as well?"

Jerry is reincarnated as a day-old, very weak cup of vending-machine cappuccino.

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"I'm posting it on my facebook page."

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

The warren buffet.

"Is there something wrong with your food?"

"It was horrible! I dreamt my food took a photo of me!"

"When did constantly making pictures of food become a thing."

'Can you suggest something that will photograph well for a Facebook posting?'

I have so many pictures of food on my phone, it doesn't ring, it belches.

"Do we have any other cereal? I already took a selfie eating this one."

"If I photographed the food for my Instagram page do I have to eat it as well?"