Phone Prisoner Pillows

Mobile Prison

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"White Collar Prison"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'It's for you.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

'There is someone on the phone for you.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A frog answers a phone