Playful Prisoner Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"White Collar Prison"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Prisoner Crossing

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Pirate

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

'Second childhood menu, please!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'