Prisoner Of Fun Pillows

Prisoner Crossing

"White Collar Prison"

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"Shake yer booty!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Trump in a prison cell.

The clown you should've stopped following hours ago

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

"You missed our anniversary again."

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'That's nothing -- I'm serving THREE sentences concurrently!'

Do you believe in free love?

"The judge gave me five years to resolve my conflicting feelings regarding financial success, particularly as it relates to taking other people's money."

Maximum Insecurity Prison

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

"Oh, just sheltering in place, how about you?"

"If it cheers you up, everyone's in lockdown."

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

"Moon in your sign highlights change. Make clean break. Try to get out more."

"Did you always want to be a cow?"

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

I blame it on the system. On my last stretch I did a computer course, and now I'm in for computer fraud.

You can't call your lawyer, he'll be here any day now.