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STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"White Collar Prison"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Prisoner Crossing

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Pirate

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"What's your exit strategy?"