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"Oh, just sheltering in place, how about you?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'So, how was your day?'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

Con Artist.

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"I've been in prison for the past four months and my wife hasn't even noticed."

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

"If you don't stop squabbling, I'm turning this car around and going right back to the bank."

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'