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Phone Line Comedian Gifts
Searching for a gift for a phone line comedian? Our collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their quick wit and love for comedy. Perfect for brightening their day and showcasing their fun personality, these playful designs are sure to be appreciated by anyone who loves a good laugh and a clever punchline. Find something unique and memorable that matches their comedic vibe.
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'
"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."
Cold caller.
"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'
"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."
'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'
"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."
'Can you do anything else?'
Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'
'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'
iPhone Senior
'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'
'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'
'Please hold for an eternity...'
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
"I'll have my people call your people."
'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'
"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."
"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
"Operator, get me my hair!"
No Texting
"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."
"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."
'Yes, this is us speaking.'
"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"
A baby escapes from a pram
"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."
Ahab's Last Call.
'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'
Phone Line Comedian Gifts Collection
Phone Line Comedian Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for phone line comedians who love to start their day with a smile. Find the ideal joke or cartoon today.
Phone Line Comedian Pillows
Add some comedy to their home decor with playful pillows featuring clever cartoon designs for phone line comedians.
Phone Line Comedian Prints
Bring humor to their walls with colorful prints created for phone line comedians. Shop now for unique, witty wall art items.
Phone Line Comedian T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts designed for phone line comedians. Find the perfect fit to showcase their love for humor and comedy.