"Operator, get me my hair!"
Phone Call Comedy Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for the phone call enthusiast or someone with a great sense of humor about daily chats? Our collection celebrates the amusing side of phone calls with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they enjoy prank calls or just love a good conversation, these gifts add a playful touch to their day. Perfect for gifting friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate humor with a dash of creativity.
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
Hello, Susie, it's R
"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."
Cold caller.
"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."
"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."
'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'
'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'
'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'
"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."
Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'
'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'
'Please hold for an eternity...'
'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'
iPhone Senior
"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."
"I'll have my people call your people."
"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'
"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."
"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."
'Yes, this is us speaking.'
Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?
"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."
Ahab's Last Call.
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'
'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'
'I'm on the train.'
"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"
'That's your misfortune, and none of my own, I'm afraid.'
'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'
'Yes sir, we still have Mr Edwards on hold from last thursday...'
'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'
Phone Call Comedy Gifts Collection
Phone Call Comedy Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring phone call comedy themes—perfect for adding humor to their morning coffee routine.
Phone Call Comedy Pillows
Discover pillows that bring a humorous touch to their living space, inspired by the comedy of everyday phone calls.
Phone Call Comedy Prints
Browse our prints celebrating phone call humor—ideal for decorating a space with wit and personality.
Phone Call Comedy T-Shirts
Check out our phone call comedy t-shirts, blending humor and style for those who love to wear their sense of fun.