Phone Call Humorists Gifts

Looking for a gift for your phone call humorist? Discover humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the art of witty chat. Ideal for those who find humor in every call, these products make conversations more entertaining and cheerful, whether they're a friend, a family member, or a colleague who loves to keep things light-hearted.

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"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'I wonder if the guinness people would be interested in the world's record for the most time spent on hold.'

'I wonder if the guinness people would be interested in the world's record for the most time spent on hold.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Hello, Susie, it's R

Hello, Susie, it's R

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

Cold caller.

Cold caller.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Can you do anything else?'

'Can you do anything else?'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

iPhone Senior

iPhone Senior

"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?"

"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?"

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I'll have my people call your people."

"I'll have my people call your people."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

Turkey Hotline

Turkey Hotline

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."

"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

Phone Call Humorists Gifts Collection

Phone Call Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs made for phone call humorists. Perfect for adding a smile to every coffee break with witty sayings and playful designs.

Phone Call Humorists Pillows

Find pillows with funny quotes about phone calls that can brighten up any room. Great for cozying up with a good laugh.

Phone Call Humorists Prints

Browse prints that celebrate the humorous side of conversations. Perfect for transforming a space with witty art inspired by phone call humorists.

Phone Call Humorists T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that feature hilarious takes on phone call humor. Ideal gifts for those who love to keep their conversations light-hearted and fun.