"I have a customer on the line, but I'm not trained in what to say to them!"
Phone Call Pro Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who excels at making phone calls? Our range of products for the phone call enthusiast captures their love for chatting. Whether they’re a professional communicator or just someone who enjoys catching up, these gifts add humor and personality to their everyday routine. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for talking and staying connected, making their calls even more enjoyable.
The merger is off.
"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
'The King of what?'
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'
Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."
'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.
"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'
...the onion rings
Telework Pants
'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'
"No, you hang up first. No, you!"
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.
"He wants to know if I'm alone."
'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.
Phone Call Pro Gifts Collection
Phone Call Pro Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for phone call pros and bring some humor to their daily chats.
Phone Call Pro Pillows
Find cozy pillows perfect for the chatty person in your life and liven up their relaxation space.
Phone Call Pro Prints
Browse our prints celebrating communication and update their home decor with creative, conversation-inspired artwork.
Phone Call Pro T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for phone call enthusiasts and add some witty style to their wardrobe.