Phone Operator Pro Gifts

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Thermidor Dali

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Call Center.

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."