Phone Operator Pro Gifts

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Thermidor Dali

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Call Center.

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."