Philosophy Incliner Gifts

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Pastorius wonders why.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The Three Kinds of People

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I don't believe in egrets."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Stephen Fry.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"