Philosophy Incliner Pillows

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Pastorius wonders why.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I should've never studied canon law."

The Three Kinds of People

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"I don't believe in egrets."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Stephen Fry.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."