Philosophers In Training Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone delving into philosophy? Our collection celebrates inquisitiveness and intellectual growth with witty, charming products that are ideal for those in their philosophical journey. Whether it’s a student, a budding thinker, or a philosophy enthusiast, these items are designed to inspire and delight.

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"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."

"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here." mockup

"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Thinking Gears

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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"One year closer to college!"

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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'So what are you studying, young man?' mockup

'So what are you studying, young man?'

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?" mockup

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?' mockup

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!" mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.' mockup

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

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"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?" mockup

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

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Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over. mockup

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

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"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money." mockup

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?' mockup

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

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Life after death

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'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.' mockup

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

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Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days. mockup

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

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"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care." mockup

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

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Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly. mockup

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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'Idealist'

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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Philosophers In Training Gifts Collection

Philosophers In Training Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for philosophers in training and find the perfect witty or inspiring design to start your day thoughtfully.

Philosophers In Training Pillows

Browse our pillows for philosophers in training, combining comfort with clever designs that keep the love of learning close at hand.

Philosophers In Training Prints

View our inspiring prints that celebrate philosophical curiosity. Perfect for decorating a study or encouraging deep thinking in any space.

Philosophers In Training T-Shirts

Check out our collection of tees for aspiring philosophers. Funny, smart, and stylish—these shirts are ready to make a statement about your love for wisdom.