Degree Philosopher Gifts

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

What's normal?

"It's such a lovely day!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."