Graduation From Philosophy School Gifts

Looking for a gift to honor a recent philosophy graduate? Our collection features clever and meaningful items that celebrate their intellectual journey. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts are ideal for graduates eager to make their mark on the world. Perfect for friends, family, or the graduate themselves, our philosophy-themed products add a touch of wit and wisdom to their new chapter in life.

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'Idealist'

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Scientists are sexy

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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'So what are you studying, young man?' mockup

'So what are you studying, young man?'

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"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?" mockup

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over. mockup

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

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'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.' mockup

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

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Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days. mockup

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

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'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?' mockup

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

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"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.' mockup

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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Lost and Profound.

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math faculty

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Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine. mockup

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

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"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock." mockup

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

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Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences mockup

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

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"Must be the new philosophy teacher." mockup

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

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'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.' mockup

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

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Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again. mockup

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.' mockup

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

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"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers."

"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers." mockup

"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers."

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'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!' mockup

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes." mockup

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

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Graduation From Philosophy School Gifts Collection

Graduation From Philosophy School Mugs

Explore our collection of philosophy-themed mugs—ideal for celebrating your graduate with a touch of wit and wisdom.

Graduation From Philosophy School Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to complement your graduate's space and showcase their philosophical spirit.

Graduation From Philosophy School Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that make thoughtful gifts for philosophy graduates eager to enrich their environment.

Graduation From Philosophy School T-Shirts

Discover our witty philosophy t-shirts, perfect for showing off your graduate's love for pondering life's mysteries.