Pharmaceutical Developer Gifts

Advertising campaign before product development

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Back to work...

Friday

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Covid Variants

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."