Pharmaceutical Developer Gifts

Advertising campaign before product development

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Bright idea

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Covid Variants

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

The end is near

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."