Drug Development Follower Gifts

"These are church mice, so we'll be testing the cheaper generic version of the drug."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

The rise of nano-technologies.

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Advertising campaign before product development

"Food prices up, gas prices about to soar - stocks down - house value down - what's next?"

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"So it looks like we've narrowed it down to these two!"

Another Shooting

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."

"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

'Happy Father's Day! We got you a diet book from all of us to all of you.'

'Did I mention, that the last owner kept snakes?'

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.