Drug Development Buff Gifts

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

A day at the transgenic races

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Alexander Fleming

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.