Pharmaceutical Designer Gifts

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Empty box of ideas

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Use your imagination.

Eureka!

Creative department

Crap from the future.

Bright Idea

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Innovative

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'