Pharmaceutical Thinker Gifts

"Antacids, antibacterials, antibiotic, antidepressants, antispasmodics...we'd like something positive for a change."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

The end is near

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Covid Vaccine

"Today big pharma stocks rose on news 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated by pharmaceuticals."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Calm down...this is for your own good.