Pharmaceutical Philosophers Gifts

Searching for a gift that celebrates the curious and clever minds of pharmaceutical philosophers? Our collection offers humorous and insightful products that highlight their unique blend of science and philosophy. Whether for a dedicated professional or a passionate thinker, these gifts spark conversation and admiration. Show appreciation for their intellectual pursuits with items designed to amuse and inspire a love for knowledge and discovery.

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ." mockup

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky." mockup

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

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"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill." mockup

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

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Covid Variants

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'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.' mockup

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

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'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!' mockup

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

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'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.' mockup

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects." mockup

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

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'Side effects may include....'

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"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly." mockup

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

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Alexander Fleming

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"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius." mockup

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

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'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.' mockup

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

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These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them. mockup

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

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"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!" mockup

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

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$"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."$

$"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist." mockup$

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.' mockup

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

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"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!" mockup

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

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'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.' mockup

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

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'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!' mockup

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

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"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"At this point, we know it's addictive." mockup

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

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'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!' mockup

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

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We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

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August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin. mockup

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

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Prescription Drugs '96.

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Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.' mockup

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

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Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products. mockup

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

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"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating." mockup

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

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"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label." mockup

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

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PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!' mockup

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

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Pharmaceutical Philosophers Gifts Collection

Pharmaceutical Philosophers Mugs

Discover more witty and thought-provoking mugs designed for pharmaceutical philosophers—bring their love of science and philosophy to their daily routine.

Pharmaceutical Philosophers Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort with humor and intellect—ideal for pharmaceutical philosophers who enjoy a witty touch in their decor.

Pharmaceutical Philosophers Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the curiosity and wisdom of pharmaceutical philosophers—perfect for inspiring their workspace or study.

Pharmaceutical Philosophers T-Shirts

Explore a variety of clever t-shirts for pharmaceutical philosophers—perfect for expressing their unique insights with style.