Product Designers Gifts

'To help our brainstorming, John's going to bang his drum and scream at the top of his lungs.'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

This "fire" thing is great, but where will we attach the warning label?

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

'We can't make our phones any smaller. Maybe we can get advertising to get bigger models to hold them.'

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

Cull manufacturers who don't standardise electrical chargers.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Director/Action Man toy.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Eureka!

Use your imagination.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Creative department