Industrial Designers Gifts

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Use your imagination.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Eureka!

Creative department

Crap from the future.

Bright Idea

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Innovative

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'