Sustainable Product Designer Gifts

'And you can eat the containers.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Crap from the future.

Queen of Upcycling!

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Idle parts

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Floss Street Vendor

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Ikea for Hippies

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Never Source

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'