Pet Peeve Ponderers Gifts

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Human Cull: People who stand on the escalator so that you can't walk past them.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jealousy

Fish Food

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Goalkeeping Dog

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I bark, therefore I am.'

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"We're not so different, you and I."

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

Career choices for fleas.

"What do cats want?"

'They all look alike to me.'

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

"You awake?"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"I just think it's worth questioning -- are we mating for life because we want to, or because we've been socialized by all those nature documentaries?"

"We've come to spoil the broth."

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"Can't you clip your nails on the subway like everyone else?"

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

I'm neither a dog person nor a cat person. I'm a people person.