Pet Peeve Ponderers Pillows

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Human Cull: People who stand on the escalator so that you can't walk past them.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Goalkeeping Dog

Fish Food

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"We're not so different, you and I."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Career choices for fleas.

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

"You awake?"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"What do cats want?"

"I just think it's worth questioning -- are we mating for life because we want to, or because we've been socialized by all those nature documentaries?"

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

'They all look alike to me.'

"We've come to spoil the broth."

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

"Can't you clip your nails on the subway like everyone else?"

"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."