Pet Peeve People Gifts

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

Christmas Presents.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Dog fetches dice

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

Poor Customer Service

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.