Pet Peeve People Gifts

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

Christmas Presents.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Dog fetches dice

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

I heart my bum.

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

Poor Customer Service

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."