Pet Peeve Protagonist Gifts

"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

Playpen Jailbreak.

Rubbish spoiling water falls

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

"Can't you clip your nails on the subway like everyone else?"

"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Human Cull: People who leave their cars idling when they are stopped for ages.

Human Cull: People who write in the crosswords in the library newspaper instead of taking a copy.

"I think you hair needs washing"

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'You're hopeless.'

"-Not hungry? Perhaps something to throw at mummy and daddy?"