Perfectionist Humorist Gifts

Quality Control

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Perfection

Writer

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"You're welcome."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Now you can send it."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."