Perfectionist Humorist Gifts

Quality Control

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Writer

Perfection

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Poetry repairman

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Santa's Out Tray.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."