Perfect Present Seeker Pillows

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Roadkill cookies"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"What seems to be the problem?"

Traffic calming ahead.