Perfect Present Seeker Prints

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Roadkill cookies"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Fish mobsters.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."