Percentages Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by percentages and philosophical musings? Our collection combines humor and intellect in fun, thoughtful designs perfect for thinkers. Whether they love pondering ratios or love to reflect, find a witty gift that resonates with their passions across our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints.

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"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math." mockup

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

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The devil you know and his plus one mockup

The devil you know and his plus one

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture." mockup

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

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'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...' mockup

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby." mockup

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

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Club insecurity.

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'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?' mockup

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

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Documentation Please

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'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .' mockup

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

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"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"It's all good – but some of it is better." mockup

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

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"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

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'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.' mockup

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

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Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago. mockup

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

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'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.' mockup

'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

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Juggling percentages.

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"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house." mockup

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

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Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

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