Percentages Pro Gifts

Juggling percentages.

Butterfly Woman

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Propping up a profits chart.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Making Money.

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"What? We owe our big profits to our motivated workforce and not our shareholders? Why wasn't I told this??"