People Who Enjoy Satire Gifts

'Admit it-you're stalking me,aren't you!'

An anteater down on his luck.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She's a miniature."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Very Presidential."

"It's trickle down."

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Split Decision

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Neversource"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

In my day, they didn