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'Admit it-you're stalking me,aren't you!'

An anteater down on his luck.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Life is for the birds.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"She's a miniature."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

"Very Presidential."

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Neversource"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'