Who Appreciates Satire Prints

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Mikado

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Official Fight Cards

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Family Butcher.

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Knights of the Round Whatever

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Art Vandalism

John Banville

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Never to be seen again!"

Might Versus Right.

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."