Who Appreciates Satire Gifts

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Official Fight Cards

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

In my day, they didn

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Family Butcher.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Knights of the Round Whatever

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

John Banville

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Never to be seen again!"

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

Might Versus Right.