Pentagon Staff Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for someone working at the Pentagon? Our collection features humorous and meaningful items that celebrate Pentagon staff, military personnel, and government employees. These cleverly designed products make ideal tokens of appreciation or fun gifts for anyone involved in defense or government work, blending appreciation with a touch of wit. Whether for a colleague, boss, or family member, find something that resonates with their important role.

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'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.' mockup

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

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"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!" mockup

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

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'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.'' mockup

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

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'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?' mockup

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

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Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat. mockup

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

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Multi-tasking.

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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels. mockup

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

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'These are job perks.'

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"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!" mockup

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

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"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods." mockup

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

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TSA Noah

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'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.' mockup

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

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The World's Easiest Airport

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'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.' mockup

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

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'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.' mockup

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

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'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.' mockup

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

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Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.' mockup

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.' mockup

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion." mockup

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

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"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax." mockup

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

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"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts." mockup

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

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Busy office.

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Employee of the Month Parking

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'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

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