Pentagon Staff Mugs

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Multi-tasking.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'These are job perks.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Busy office.

Employee of the Month Parking

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

The role of administration.

Brainstorm in progress.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Disinformation booth.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'